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Old 12-22-2009, 12:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
ratbastid
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As usual, Kirk is good with the ladies, especially when they're green.

However, I take issue with:

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Originally Posted by james t kirk View Post
zoom in on the clit
I've never known a single woman who wanted her clit "zoomed in on".

Sidle up to the clit. Work your way there. Coyly say "hi there" to it, and then back off again.

Repeat. Spending a bit more time and attention on each "sidle-up".

It's true that every woman is different, but I can lay pretty good odds that after a few minutes of this, you'll have her FULL attention.
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