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Fucking Monday #1. To the plus, there are only 2 Fucking Mondays this week, with Wdnesday being Friday. To The fucking minus, the Motherfuckerinlaw lent the missus a fucking snow shovel, so I am going to have to shovel out the fucking mailbox today. (The other fucking shovel broke yesterday. Fucking Walmart Piece of shit. Walmart: Buy Cheap, buy often.)
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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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