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Yeah...why open a pack you're not going to use? That makes no sense. This whole story hinges on the fact that a "5-pack" of condoms now contains 4. This sounds extremely fishy to me, because....CONDOMS DO NOT COME IN FIVE PACKS! After extensive searches to verify my initial thoughts, the ONLY condoms that are offered in a 5-pack that I was able to find was a single brand offered in the UK. Every other brand and make was a a 1 pack, 3 pack, 6 pack, and then 10/12/36/60/100/etc. No five pack.
If the planets align and you actually were using that particular brand, you're also missing another important detail, does your wife have a history of being really stupid? Opening a new pack of condoms and using one with the mailman is a pretty unintelligent move. Maybe she's sick of you snooping, maybe she wants you to confront her, and she'll pull that condom out of her purse/medicine cabinet/jewelry box and throw it at you and yell at you for what a bastard you are for being so paranoid, etc etc.
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