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OK, I'll tell you what you obviously want to hear: I'm fucking your wife. Every time you go to work, I get on a plane and fly half-way around the world and fuck her as hard as I can. Sorry that we had to use your condom.
I hope you understand how ridiculous that sounds. And how ridiculous accusing you wife of cheating solely based on one missing condom sounds. If you have other evidence, that's something different, but honestly, I don't even know your wife and I trust her more than I trust your ability to count or to find the condom that got separated from the rest.
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