Manic_Skafe

Exactly. There are a few things more infuriating than knowing that you've almost pissed your pants waiting on a ridiculous bathroom line because all the stalls are taken by socially defective meatheads trying desperately to recreate that coke in the bathroom scene from American Psycho. Bathroom attendants can be kinda creepy when they become too involved in what should be a rather private experience but at least their presence cuts down on that kinda riffraff.

Not to mention that the mints, condoms, etc. they typically have on display can save your ass in a pinch. I tip 'em a buck or two every time I use the bathroom.

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