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Elephant would make a cumbersome vampire with that big trunk sticking in the way of a good bite...unless we fantasize blood sucking teeth on the tip of the trunk...that would be awesome even to suck a giraffe's long neck.
But I can't put leaches on that list.
How do we know leaches aren't clever little vampire worms that have evolved over eons to trick us into thinking they do the body some good just so we use them to suck some of our blood? huh?
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