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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye
If anyone's squirted that, it would be you lol
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Wait, what are you shooting this out of? Did the Army finally send you that attachment kit for your smooth spot?
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Here's what you do, get a 1/5 of cheap tequila. Get a glass out of your cabinet. Fill it to the rim. Chug it. Repeat until you can barely walk. Make your way to the nearby docks. Pass-out. Wake up. Notice that nasty taste in the back of your mouth? Yeah, mission accomplished.