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Help my wife get me a Christmas present.
My wife has complained for years, that I am extremely difficult to buy presents for. Every year, I gush over some useless object that we both know is going to sit at the bottom of my toolbox or dresser drawer. I tend to get what I need, or what I want (within reason) as I need or want it. This leaves Mrs. O'Rights in the position of never knowing what to get me for a present.
This year, I have intentionally held off on buying the new Dan Brown novel, The Lost Symbol, more as a present for her, to be able to actually buy me a present, than anything else. But, now she wants to know what else I want. I don't know. This is our dance every Christmas, birthday, Father's Day...what have you. She asks, I shrug, she gets crabby and buys me crap. My fault. I know. I just honestly do not know what I want.
So, I appeal to you, oh wise member's of the TFP. Many of you know me well. Any ideas? What should my wife get me for Christmas?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
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