Originally Posted by GreyWolf

Au contraire, mon ami. Despite that fact that all post-pubescent women are beautiful in their own way, and that that beauty just goes on and on and on, it is not until women accumulate experience and maturity that their inherent desireability truly begins to emerge. By, say thirty, a woman is moving beyond the window-dressing hot attractiveness of her youth to the overwhelming sexiness of the beautiful, mature, confident woman who knows herself and her desires, and is not afraid to go after what she wants.

And it is these goddesses that appreciate the suave, confident air of self-assuredness and devil-may-care adventure that these hats suggest. Trust me on this, it's true.

These hats actually come with a small concealable pamphlet of detachable "brag-tags" with the company information on them, to be given by the wearer to guys who ask about the hat upon seeing the looks afforded the wearer by women. The brag-tags also suggest the recipient is obligated to buy the wearer a drink. That that obligation many not only be foregone, however, but actually reversed when giving the tag to an inquiring female .

Originally Posted by snowy

Maybe where you live.

I wear beanies a lot. Beanie = hair compression device. The poof needs it.