- I often over sleep late and never wake up in time for breakfast at McDonalds (A McRib and Coffee simply doesn't work)
- I'm a rabid hockey fan and often smoke a pipe while watching games.
- I can play bass both right and left handed
- I was born in the farthest reaches of Northern Maine and made money as a small child picking potatoes. The fall temperature rarely went above single digits (Maine is apparently unfamiliar our countries stringent child labor laws)
- I've visited 49 states (Damn you North Dakota and your elusive ways)
- I smoke two packs a day
- I locked my keys in my car this afternoon and waited nearly 3 hours for AAA to arrive
- As I've grown older my greatest joy in life is mowing the lawn (Its really one of the few times I'm left alone with my thoughts!)
- Since learning Bass and Piano in college I've taught myself to play the Violin, Banjo, Bag Pipes, Mandolin, Flute and Accordion (I'm currently in the market for a used church organ)
- My thumbs are double jointed.
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