Loaded? I resemble that remark good sir. I'll have you know I am sufferning under the affluence of incohol. Besideses, my Car regisitration says I should speed down the middle of the highway. See, right there at the bottom: "Tear along the dotted line."
In any case, I have not been drinking. Au contraire, I have been eating frog's legs, and what you smell on my breath are the hops. No, it is not I wqho have been tippling,l but rather this ill tuned and recalcitraitorous beastie with the iv'ry smile yonder....