- I have a glider rocker at my computer desk now instead of an office chair. It's wonderful.
- I give my grandmother $20 in a card every holiday and birthday (in addition to real birthday and Christmas gifts).
- A bone in my right foot pops almost every time I take a step. It's normally okay, but it makes it difficult to sneak up on people and scare them.
- One time I threw up three cashews in the air simultaneously and caught them in my mouth.
- I want to be in a salt and pepper cop drama more than anything.
- There's a scar on my left hand ring finger that goes from my middle phalange to my knuckle. I was bitten by a dalmatian named Daisy.
- In high school, I used to play a 50 year old marching trombone named "The Beast" that I inherited from my great uncle, and I rocked the block.
- I found this application called Gruml a few months back and because of it I've been able to dial back time online a good 40%
- The last time I smoked weed was in April of 2000.
- I'm eating a big bowl of leftover ravioli.
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