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jnthnlllshprd · 11-27-2009, 05:02 PM

try to keep it upbeat, maybe? this is supposed to be a happy thread..

-i like to fry up two hamburger patties on my Foreman Grill and put a slice of cheese and an egg between the two, and I probably do this 4 or 5 times a day. i don't eat carbs, at all. somehow a completely carb-free lifestyle makes me feel like a million bucks. satisfied, energetic (like i'm on crack), and really, really small. i can eat all i want and never gain a damn pound of anything. i cannot stand the feeling i get after eating a banana and feeling it stick to my stomach walls.. or the bizarre hungry/not-hungry feeling i get from breads and grains.. although I do like Now'N'Laters a lot. anyway, i think this feeling is called Ketosis. try it out sometime.

-i sometimes smoke while jogging. hell of an endorphin rush.

-i go through 3 cans of Grizzly Long Cut Straight dip in a week, in addition to smoking half a pack or so every day.

-i drink well over 2 gallons of water every day because I can't retain water for shit, and I'm always feeling woozy if I don't drink nonstop. with this, I piss too much.

-i pace around constantly. i can't stay still unless my mind is extremely active, like i'm on the internet or playing a game or something.

-to me, there is no greater technological device than the super nintendo. super mario world, super metroid, super punch-out, contra 3, yoshi's island, castlevania IV, zombies at my neighbours, chrono trigger, final fantasy III (or 6, really), star fox, mario kart, street fighter II.. oh my god, I love those old games and play them regularly. never gets old.

-my only form of transportation is a Chinese 2009 Bashan TPGS-805 Scooter. bought it brand new, only .4 miles on it. had to replace the carburetor at 170 (never get gas at Citgo) and it definitely needs a better battery for the winter, but I love it. 3 dollars for a week of gas, no insurance, and it looks quite nice for a scooter. i can get it up to 50 on a slight downhill elevation, or 43 on flat ground (after prolonged acceleration). only cost me a grand.

-i got a blackberry 8520 about a month ago. best 60 dollar monthly bill I've ever signed up for. it's even saved lives; my co-worker was going to have an Addisonian Crash from pretnasone (sp) withdrawals and we wouldn't have known if it weren't for those meddling kids.. err, the blackberry and wi-fi internet searching.

-i've only had sex twice, which would come to a great suprise to many of my co-workers, friends, and family because they seem to assume I'm eating chicks for breakfast. i'm really just not that interested in fornication, neither sex attracts me. however, i masturbate for the stress relief.

-clint eastwood is my hero.

GO GO GO!!

11-27-2009, 05:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
jnthnlllshprd Tilted	10 interesting facts about you. GO! try to keep it upbeat, maybe? this is supposed to be a happy thread.. -i like to fry up two hamburger patties on my Foreman Grill and put a slice of cheese and an egg between the two, and I probably do this 4 or 5 times a day. i don't eat carbs, at all. somehow a completely carb-free lifestyle makes me feel like a million bucks. satisfied, energetic (like i'm on crack), and really, really small. i can eat all i want and never gain a damn pound of anything. i cannot stand the feeling i get after eating a banana and feeling it stick to my stomach walls.. or the bizarre hungry/not-hungry feeling i get from breads and grains.. although I do like Now'N'Laters a lot. anyway, i think this feeling is called Ketosis. try it out sometime. -i sometimes smoke while jogging. hell of an endorphin rush. -i go through 3 cans of Grizzly Long Cut Straight dip in a week, in addition to smoking half a pack or so every day. -i drink well over 2 gallons of water every day because I can't retain water for shit, and I'm always feeling woozy if I don't drink nonstop. with this, I piss too much. -i pace around constantly. i can't stay still unless my mind is extremely active, like i'm on the internet or playing a game or something. -to me, there is no greater technological device than the super nintendo. super mario world, super metroid, super punch-out, contra 3, yoshi's island, castlevania IV, zombies at my neighbours, chrono trigger, final fantasy III (or 6, really), star fox, mario kart, street fighter II.. oh my god, I love those old games and play them regularly. never gets old. -my only form of transportation is a Chinese 2009 Bashan TPGS-805 Scooter. bought it brand new, only .4 miles on it. had to replace the carburetor at 170 (never get gas at Citgo) and it definitely needs a better battery for the winter, but I love it. 3 dollars for a week of gas, no insurance, and it looks quite nice for a scooter. i can get it up to 50 on a slight downhill elevation, or 43 on flat ground (after prolonged acceleration). only cost me a grand. -i got a blackberry 8520 about a month ago. best 60 dollar monthly bill I've ever signed up for. it's even saved lives; my co-worker was going to have an Addisonian Crash from pretnasone (sp) withdrawals and we wouldn't have known if it weren't for those meddling kids.. err, the blackberry and wi-fi internet searching. -i've only had sex twice, which would come to a great suprise to many of my co-workers, friends, and family because they seem to assume I'm eating chicks for breakfast. i'm really just not that interested in fornication, neither sex attracts me. however, i masturbate for the stress relief. -clint eastwood is my hero. GO GO GO!!