I've always been the dumper...
Girlfriend #1- She cheated on me on my birthday. That was the needle that broke the poorly treated camels back, though...
Girlfriend #2 (1st time)- She bitched at me constantly. Later I found I was just scared of a serious relationship (See GF3). Who wouldn't be at 17?
Girlfriend #3- I realized I was still in love with GF2.
Girlfriend #2 (2nd time)- We grew up in opposite directions. I didn't like the person she grew into at all.
Girlfriend #4- I was in love with Jen.
Girlfriend #5- This one is Jen. She actually dumped me our first go.
Girlfriend #6- I wasn't in the mindset to be committed to anybody at that time.
Girlfriend #7- We were a fling. That was pretty much understood from the start. Once she was done with it, I left.
Girlfriend #8- She was a lying, cheating whore.
Believe it or not, those are the only 8 women I have ever been in the position to dump/be dumped with.
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