I had my jacket pockets picked a couple of times in high school, riding the city bus-- that's LA for you. Mostly, I keep my wallet in my front pocket at all times, and I seldom carry much cash on me. Plus, the one advantageous thing about being a larger guy is that it's pretty hard to get anything out of my pocket without me noticing.
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Originally Posted by wooÐs
And ladies, please please please don't keep your money in your bra. It's so nasty. I worked a part time job in a clothing store this past summer. Sweaty women would come in with only their keys, they'd shop and then pay with wet, sweaty cash that they kept in their bra. Just... don't.
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On the other hand, I-- when I used to work at a beachfront cafe after college-- used to look forward each and every day to those wonderful girls who would slip their cash enticingly from inside the bra, or have to hunt for it painstakingly under the sports bra, or would whip it out of the bikini top-- often along with an unintended display of nipple.... And yes, sometimes the money was sweaty.... Gloriously, gloriously sweaty....
In my own defense, I never went full-on perv and smelled the cash...
...in front of the customer....
...But perhaps I've said too much....