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Originally Posted by Plan9
I vote for stumpy hobbit fingers. They're a generic tool for measurement.
*cough*Eden*cough*
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If you can get more than 2 stubby fingers into her hobbit hole, you might have a problem, or be dating one of the wenches from the Prancing Pony.
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You know, my fingers don't really get any pleasure from being shoving into a va-jay-jay, my penis is the one that gets all squirt happy from doing the horizontal tango inside her bearded clam.
As long as I didn't feel like I was throwing a hot dog down a hallway, I wouldn't care how many fingers I could get inside her.