Sex in space is, um, complicated. First of all, Newton's third law goes right out the airlock, so when you thrust into her, the force from your hips will move her whole body back, which means bracing yourself a lot more than normal. Then comes the sperm. If any of that gets out, and it will, you're going to have that shit everywhere because they're all swimming in a million different directions. They won't just necessarily float slowly like when you see Tang floating in zero-g.
Oh, and without gravity, I have no idea how the circulatory system might try and give you extra blood pressure for an erection. Humans generally have lower blood pressure in zero-g, so it's possible that it would be more difficult to get stiff.
All that said, there are a few good parts. Humans perspire more in space, so it's possible that the astronaut lady will become more wet. Also, the fact that there's no gravity means less flab, which I suppose would be nice.
I've obviously never thought about this before.
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Originally Posted by ratbastid
You guys seen the video with the sphere of water in zero-g? I imagine boobs behave more or less the same way.
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This alone is a good reason to shoot Lindsay Lohan into orbit.