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Naked Cowboy
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic Cowboy Boots, so seeing
some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitched and said to his
wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over and replied..."nope".
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and
walked back into the kitched completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice
anything different NOW ?"
Margaret looked up and exclaimed to her husband.." Bert, whats
the difference, it was hanging down yesterday, its hanging down
today and it will be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yelled..." AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING
DOWN?"
" Nope" she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied..."should have
bought a hat, Bert, should have bought a hat."
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..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss
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