ZombieSquirrel

I love driving stick.....and driving my manual car.

I had to buy a car last year and it took me FOREVER to find one with a stick. When I asked dealerships if they had manuals, they were very shitty to me about it and tried to convince me to buy a manual.

ME: I like this car but do you have it in a manual?
Dealer Bitch: No, but you wouldn't want to drive one anyways. You'll get bored of shifting. Do you even know how to drive one?
ME: That's what I want or I'm walking.
Dealer Bitch: Well, you won't get anything for it when you sell it or trade it in.
ME: I want a manual.
Dealer Bitch: Sigh, Let me check to see if I can find one at another Dealership for a trade.
click click click on the keyboard
Dealer Bitch: I found one in Tennessee. There will be a $500 fee to drive it up here.
ME: I'm not paying that. Especially when your competitor was going to have a car delivered here for free.
Dealer Bitch: I guess I could have that fee waived.
ME: I'm still walking I don't think I like you.

Week later I found my manual. We are so happy together. It's so much fun to drive and I don't think I'll ever get another automatic again. I hope it won't get any harder to find one around here by the time I'm ready for a new car.

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