Great topic, this is my favourite:
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Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
I eat food recovered from autopsies.
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These are mine:
Sated homo tyrannicus breaks wind loudly.
Blustering bastard bothers about bad breakages.
Wanted: Flim-flam Sam for shameful sham.
Secret sea creatures sneak and scurry.
Crimson Pavements After Grand Piano Disaster!
Grapes Retaliate; Banana Concedes Fruit Bowl.
Ernest Stavro Blofeld's Karate Class Collapses!
Broadway Stars Perish In Kathmandu Orgy!