The gagging is your body rejecting the evil inside you. You must have swallowed a newt or killed a unicorn.
For some really cool looking poop, feed your dog some pumpkin pie filling. It aids their poop making for when they're constipated and forms a kind of brown/orange swirly poop. It also tends to be big and moist, so take extra baggies. Baggies for the poop.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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