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Old 11-06-2009, 02:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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how do you...

titillate an ocelot?

you oscillate its tit a lot!






whats the difference between a magician and a pimp?

the magician has a cunning array of stunts...




whats the married variation on doggy style?

he sits up and begs, while she rolls over to play dead.
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