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Hello, sir. I'd like a career in the armed forces please. Wait...What's this "fighting" bullshit? Are you freaking serious? No, I really didn't understand that I'd be expected to actually fight. You mean I have to pick up a weapon and go kill people? Fuck that. I could never do that. Instead, I think I'll pick up a weapon and go kill people.
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