Kull the Conqueror or Lost Highway? Mace in the face or pepper spray up the ass?
I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but Kull hurt my brain. Just too much stupid.
Lost Highway features Bill Pullman, who just cannot act. It also is about as pretentious as a non french movie can be. 4 hours of my life, 20 dollars of my money (with date).
During Kull I distinctly remember thinking "Hey, I could be flossing right now". The only good thing about the movie was that as an end result i better attended to my dental hygiene.
Quick Note:
There are multiple Crossroads, one with B.Spears, one with R Machio. B.Spears is probably the one people are panning. Though Ralph Machio as a bluesman is a bit of a stretch.
Last edited by cakehole; 06-12-2003 at 07:03 PM..
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