Don't use a straight razor when you're drunk; avoid fists at all times; don't hunt with Dick Cheney; don't sleep with your head on your keyboard, a corduroy pillow, or a married woman other than your wife.
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The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.
Last edited by GreyWolf; 11-04-2009 at 06:35 AM..
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