Originally Posted by guthmund

I didn't want to slap this in my little tirade...

CSfilm: By the way this is brilliant.


I couldn't find a whole lot of jokes that could translate well to the non-Buddhists, but here's a few all in the interest of fairness, I suppose.

Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Tree falling in the forest.

While in New York Buddha purchased a copy of the New York Times from a street vendor with a $10 dollar bill, when Buddha asked for his change the vendor looked with a smile and said, "Ah, change must come from within...

Never let it be said that I'm not an equal-opportunity offender.