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Originally Posted by LordEden
Ever been in the middle of sex and have to poop NOW?
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YES. Or at least poot. This just happened to me the other day. I needed the bathroom bad. The position I was in just made it extra funny. I'm holding it in and holding it in. He's getting harder and harder and such because I'm getting tighter and tighter trying to hold it in. Omg so happy when he left.
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Originally Posted by LordEden
I fart alot. I seem to be farting 24/7. I was in B&N the other day I could not stop farting.
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I carry a full size box (50ct.) of Maximum Strength Gas-X wherever I go {see purse thread.} I have to. I swear I'm worse than any man sometimes. Then I look at my dog and say 'thank god we live alone.' Anyways, I learned from my doctor that you can't overdose on simethicone. I take 5-10 at a time to make sure those damn things work the first time around. If I'm at home though, I don't bother.
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Originally Posted by LordEden
We had the gag reflex thread, but it is relevant here. I end up gagging myself alot. Coughing and drinking beer are the two biggest causes of it. I was talking to my friend on the phone the other day, took a hit of my bowl, coughed once, then ran to the bathroom and threw up in the sink. Thankfully my friend knows this and just waited on me. I've thrown up after 2 beers in the middle of an afternoon because of this. I will get to much foam in my stomach and BAM it's coming out the way it came in. Thankfully its a one shot deal most of the time. I have mastered the art of walking around a corner, shooting it out of my mouth, and walking right on past.
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Yeah you do have it bad :/.