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I'll chime in and join the stomach problems category with the rest of TFP. My problems are not as bad as some (which is amazing considering my diet and massive amount of liquor I put in my system), but it still pops up at the worse times. I've left bars before just for the fact I wouldn't put my bare ass anywhere near that bathroom and went to a gas station I know is clean. Ever been in the middle of sex and have to poop NOW? Yeah, THAT'S a fun conversation, "No no baby, you were rocking my world SO HARD, that you rocked something loose." Plus, pooping with a boner has to be one of the most awkward sitting positions ever.
I fart alot. I seem to be farting 24/7. I was in B&N the other day I could not stop farting. I felt really bad when I was in the Manga section and let a REALLY loud and smelly fart out. I left the row as fast as possible in hopes that someone blamed it on the fat sweaty guy in sweat pants looking at the latest "Almost Child Porn" high school Manga series.
We had the gag reflex thread, but it is relevant here. I end up gagging myself alot. Coughing and drinking beer are the two biggest causes of it. I was talking to my friend on the phone the other day, took a hit of my bowl, coughed once, then ran to the bathroom and threw up in the sink. Thankfully my friend knows this and just waited on me. I've thrown up after 2 beers in the middle of an afternoon because of this. I will get to much foam in my stomach and BAM it's coming out the way it came in. Thankfully its a one shot deal most of the time. I have mastered the art of walking around a corner, shooting it out of my mouth, and walking right on past.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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