Ha. Don't worry man, this is a very open-minded forum. You won't be flamed or called a flamer just because of some ass play. Really, you won't be called that here at all.
To be honest, my wife plays with my ass more than I play with her's. The main thing for a butt newb, is you need to relax. When you're all excited and eager, don't forget to relax. If you don't know this already, you will soon. hehe.
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