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Originally Posted by noodle
the main reason why i don't carve pumpkins, much less put them on the fucking front porch.
who fucking carves pumpkins ten days before halloween and leaves them where they're in the fucking sun for ten hours until they collapse from the weight of mold and flies within three days?!
it's fucking disgusting.
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in the middle of the fucking night, put a bag of fucking dogshit in one of them and light the fucker on fire, after liberally fucking dousing it with a more than appropriate amount of fucking lighter fluid, then knock on their fucking door and run...
(close your fucking windows first...)