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Old 10-26-2009, 05:16 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Plan9 View Post
I can't think of a rational human being that would choose to drink that particular beverage. Fosters is totally some right-nasty skunk beer.

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You want advice? Here's my advice:

You're 18. You haven't done anything with your life yet and you're settling into one of those Instant Family Kits (Just Add Unplanned Pregnancy!) I don't know what your job is, what your level of education is, your savings, your living situation, etc... but I do know your life just got a whole lot worse.

You've decided to stay with this girl and this baby. That's commendable if not a little painfully myopic. Anyway, that basically means that unless your partner decides that you can go diddly-bop other ladies through an expressed verbal agreement where the explicit details are worked out far in advance, you're stuck with her until the (bitter side) inevitable divorce and child support or (happy side) retirement in Key West.

You're 18 and wondering why you wanna do a horizontal dickplant on every decent looking lady? Well, it's probably the zillion CCs of "oh-yeah-gimmie-moar!" sex'm hormones in your young body. I'm not a genius and I've got that fact down pat.

Newsflash: You're a teenager. You wanna fuck everything with a pulse. And I can't believe I just said that.

If you feel like your current activity is cheating or that you wouldn't be comfortable with your partner doing a similar activity, maybe you should stop the sex texting. The interactive fantasy might get you off, but if it involves someone in real life, it's bad juju.

If I was you... I'd stop doing what I was doing and go back to Literotica.com or SuicideGirls.com or wherever you like to whack it and keep the fantasy in the fantasy world.
Fair post, all except one important thing... It's not a fantasy.
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