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Old 10-26-2009, 05:13 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by donmaytee View Post
No offense mate, but i'm here for some advise, you don't seem to be contributing very well? Can't you take your can of fosters elsewhere?
I can't think of a rational human being that would choose to drink that particular beverage. Fosters is totally some right-nasty skunk beer.

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I apologize for not being helpful but I believe your query was answered above, chief. You want my advice? Here's my advice:

The Obvious Rah-Rah-Rah:

You're 18. You haven't done anything with your life yet and you're already setting up one of those fragile Instant Family Kits (Just Add Unplanned Pregnancy!) I don't know what your job is, what your level of education is, your savings, your living situation, etc... but I do know your life just got a whole lot worse. A kid is gonna make it hard for you to pursue higher education (cost, time), make it hard for you to do things like get sauced at frat parties, go on nice vacations, buy a whimsical sports car, and all the other things that most of the 18-22 demographic engage in on a regular basis. You just hit the Fast Forward button on your life in a way that most people avoid like the plague for good reason. You just lost your youth, buddy.

Now:

You've decided to stay with this girl and this baby. That's commendable if not a little painfully myopic. Anyway, that basically means that unless your partner decides that you can go diddly-bop other ladies through an expressed verbal agreement where the explicit details are worked out far in advance, you're stuck with her until the (bitter side) inevitable divorce and child support or (happy side) retirement in Key West at 65.

You're 18 and wondering why you wanna do a horizontal dickplant on every decent looking lady? Well, it's probably the zillion CCs of "oh-yeah-gimmie-moar!" sex'm'n'now'm hormones in your young body. Hell, I'm as dumb as a sack of doorknobs and even I've got that fact down pat.

Newsflash: You're a friggin' teenager. You wanna fuck everything with a pulse. And I can't believe I just said that. Wait... is that a sign I'm getting old?

If you feel like your current activity is cheating or that you wouldn't be comfortable with your partner doing a similar activity, maybe you should stop the sex texting. The interactive fantasy might get you off, but if it involves someone in real life, it's bad juju. It creates little abscesses in your soul. I should know... I just got out of a relationship where my partner was doing that to me and, boy, I could see the abscesses from across the galaxy.

If I was you... I'd stop doing what I was doing and go back to Literotica.com or SuicideGirls.com or wherever you like to whack it and keep the fantasy in the fantasy world. That'll help keep your dick in your pants and your Reality Mind focused on that one special lady in your life: the mother of your kid.
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