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Old 10-26-2009, 04:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
Plan9
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Jazz,

Hey, thanks just spilling the beans on male operational secrets for desperate yuppie heterosexual relationships, bro.

Now that they know that there ARE lies involved, we're basically like an encircled General Custer: totally fucked.

Aholeface. What am I gonna do when she asks me if those jeans make her look fat? You just nixed my escape hatch.

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First it's planned parenthood vs casey,
And i really don't understand the relevance to this law and my post?!
You'd get it backwards too if you were this drunk. But good save, bro.

And, yeah, throwing away your life for a kid at 18 is a sad fate for any man.

Either way, you're like the rest of us suckas: punching the clown for many moons.

You, more so than most, now that you've got the family unit albatross to bear.

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My zen karate cop mentor once told me that the correct response to your wife elbowing your ribs when you check out another woman's ass in public is:

"Honey, I'm married... not dead. I'm going to look."
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