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Things I learned in HS when hormones caused them constantly:
1) Take a piss. You'll have to do the superman (leaning hard forward with your hand against the wall), but you quickly lose it after the piss
2) Thinking about Football Plays / Wrestling Moves. I was a bit of a jock, so the easy fallback non-sexual fallback was to go over plays/moves.
3) Witnessing anyone taking a shot to the nuts. Seriously... makes my little guy hide in self defense.
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