It's the same thing every year.
I'm gonna be the mom, get this, the mom who sneaks in after the kid has gone to bed and carries away her favorite candy for herself.
muah-ha-ha-ha! 
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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