Oh I just thought of another.
I used to do hair for a living. I was chopping away at this Indian guy's rug - seriously, you know how thick their hair can be?? It's insane. I was trying to hurry up and get it over with when *slice* - I hit the middle finger right at the joint on my left hand. Lots o' blood. Super clean cut since it was done with hair cutting shears, but since it was at the joint, I still needed 7 stitches to keep it closed.
It just looks like an extra fold of skin now.
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