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Old 10-07-2009, 06:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
levite
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I am inclined to doubt the shadings of truthfulness in which this account has been presented, though I am sure it was posted with genuine excitement....

I hope the good ladies here will correct me if they feel I am off-base, but as I have dated a number of large-breasted women, and have often entertained myself talking to them about their breasts, I will venture the following opinion. In my experience, women-- especially large-breasted women-- don't walk around braless in little thin tank-tops with big arm-holes by accident; if they do, they either pay close attention to where their nipples are, and keep them covered-- or they don't care. Such women who wear such tank-tops generally are not oblivious: either they wear bras-- which for large-breasted women is usually more comfortable anyway, I am told-- and normal weather-appropriate clothing; or else they put on the boob shirt (not infrequently called such at home) because they have that peckish little "I feel like stunning some people with my splendidly large half-naked breasts" feeling when they are selecting their wardrobe.

So, if this amusing little account is anywhere close to true, then...dude, she knows about the shirt. She knows about her nipple. She knows who was staring at her and why. She knows it turned you on. And she knows you have a fondness for the word "areola."

No disrespect. I'm just sayin'.
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