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I'm always covered in bruises since I am a bit anemic and play rugby. I'm thinking of using makeup to enhance the bruises and add more so I can be a character from Lifetime Movie Network. I don't think anyone would get it though. I thought I could make a Title Credits sign to wear around my neck that says "Mother May I Sleep with Danger" starring Tori Spelling.....
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Originally Posted by Plan9
She probably tastes like cheap beer and smells like a jockstrap.
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