Oy gott, Manischewitz... One thing in your OP is undeniable, woods my dear: you are not a drinker.
That stuff is like god damn cough syrup. The nastiest, sickest drunk I ever got was off Manischewitz at a friend's seder a couple years ago. That stuff's so sweet and cloying, I have a hard time finishing a glassful--but once that glass is gone, the second one is no problem, and then I'm interested in a third...
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