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Old 10-05-2009, 01:21 PM   #165 (permalink)
Cimarron29414
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Originally Posted by aceventura3 View Post
I suppose even a blind squirrel gets a ....oh, pardon the pun... but you seem to be talking about pure chance compared to finding a good partner, then getting 'em trained and conditioned just right... If sex doesn't get better with experience, the couple ain't trying. Good sex takes work. "You can do it, put yo back into it...

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...and if you don't stop being so naive, that is exactly the song your son is going to be singing as he's steaming up the windows to his 2001 Civic. You are going to "think" you got him all trained up regarding sex - and he's going to make you think he's all trained up because it's WAY easier to get away with sex when your parents think "my child is waiting for marriage". Next thing you know, you're a 47-year-old grandfather.

If you want to go that route, I sincerely wish you luck - but you better be a CIA dad because his "little Al Quaeda" is waging jihad on your training and sooner or later some little skirt at the mall is going to get blown up.
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