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Old 10-05-2009, 01:02 PM   #163 (permalink)
aceventura3
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Originally Posted by Cimarron29414 View Post
Well, shit - if my only two choices are "ten-year anniversary Sandals resort sex" and "truck-stop 'you got a perty mouth' sex" - I suppose I would...wait, huh? For the love of Pete, you don't have a snowball's chance in Sarah Palin's panties to stop a 16-year-old boy from steaming up the windows of his 2001 Honda Civic for the 14 minutes before curfew.
I would hope the girl gets a say, if the boy is that out of control.

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Thats an utterly subjective view on sexual pleasure. Some people have better sex on onenight stands than in committed relationships.
I suppose even a blind squirrel gets a ....oh, pardon the pun... but you seem to be talking about pure chance compared to finding a good partner, then getting 'em trained and conditioned just right... If sex doesn't get better with experience, the couple ain't trying. Good sex takes work. "You can do it, put yo back into it...

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