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Plan9 · 10-01-2009, 02:16 PM

King: Ya know, I was really thinking about that. I'd have to get myself a penis. Every other guy has one... or so it seems.

I'd want a penis the size of a beer can installed on my smoothspot. Something really intimidating and mushroomy.

That way I can be lonely but feel manly. It's the importance of having a huge dick in contemporary society.

Crucial, it seems.

10-01-2009, 02:16 PM	#43 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	King: Ya know, I was really thinking about that. I'd have to get myself a penis. Every other guy has one... or so it seems. I'd want a penis the size of a beer can installed on my smoothspot. Something really intimidating and mushroomy. That way I can be lonely but feel manly. It's the importance of having a huge dick in contemporary society. Crucial, it seems. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 10-01-2009 at 02:20 PM..