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King: Ya know, I was really thinking about that. I'd have to get myself a penis. Every other guy has one... or so it seems.
I'd want a penis the size of a beer can installed on my smoothspot. Something really intimidating and mushroomy.
That way I can be lonely but feel manly. It's the importance of having a huge dick in contemporary society.
Crucial, it seems.
Last edited by Plan9; 10-01-2009 at 02:20 PM..
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