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The Bee
The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in
my Vagina!" The husband
immediately took her to the local doctor and explained
the Situation. The doctor
thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky
situation. But I have a solution to the
problem if you would permit." The husband
being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use
whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's
vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna
do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and
insert it into your wife's vagina. When I
feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I
shall Withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my
penis out of your Wife's vagina"
The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with
it." So the doctor, after covering the tip
of his penis with honey, inserted it into the
young lady's vagina. After a few strokes,
the doctor said, "The bee hasn't scented
the honey yet. "Perhaps I
should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and
deeper. After a while the doctor began
shafting the young lady very
hard indeed. The young lady began to
quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan
aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard,
looked like he was enjoying Himself; he then put his
hands on the young lady's breasts and started making
loud noises. The husband at this point
suddenly became very annoyed and Shouted, "Now
wait a minute! What the hell do you think you're
doing?" The doctor, still concentrating,
replied, "Change of plan I'm gonna Drown the
bastard!"
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