I got the most awesome case of food poisoning from the LT's care package in Iraq. I had clear fluids violently projecting from both ends of my scrawny body for roughly 48 hours. My squad leader woke me up for guard duty that particular evening when the sickness had first started and I greeted him with a cordial puking on his boots. It was the beginning of All Bad in the Desert 2003. Needless to say, I continued to eat moldy care packages after I recovered.
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