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warrrreagl · 09-23-2009, 08:09 PM

Assuming you don't Tivo past all your commercials now, describe the worst ones produced locally for your local channels.

There is a place nearby called "Hussey's Tire Jungle," and it's where you go to buy new and used tires. The commercials start out with a beautiful girl standing behind a split rail fence, and she's apparently nude. She says (in a ridiculously exaggerated southern accent), "Got a minute? I'd like to show you something really fantastic!" Then they cut to shots of the business, the inventory, the employees, etc., while a voice-over describes everything. The commercial ends with the beautiful girl now standing in front of the fence wearing a bikini, and you realize that she was clothed all the time and the fence rails were simply hiding her bathing suit. Hahahaha, right? Then, it closes with a tight shot on her face and upper torso as she says, "Come on over to see The Hussey," as she winks.

Everybody in this entire area cannot say the phrase "Got a minute" without copying her ridiculous drawl.

09-23-2009, 08:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Worst Local TV Commercials Assuming you don't Tivo past all your commercials now, describe the worst ones produced locally for your local channels. There is a place nearby called "Hussey's Tire Jungle," and it's where you go to buy new and used tires. The commercials start out with a beautiful girl standing behind a split rail fence, and she's apparently nude. She says (in a ridiculously exaggerated southern accent), "Got a minute? I'd like to show you something really fantastic!" Then they cut to shots of the business, the inventory, the employees, etc., while a voice-over describes everything. The commercial ends with the beautiful girl now standing in front of the fence wearing a bikini, and you realize that she was clothed all the time and the fence rails were simply hiding her bathing suit. Hahahaha, right? Then, it closes with a tight shot on her face and upper torso as she says, "Come on over to see The Hussey," as she winks. Everybody in this entire area cannot say the phrase "Got a minute" without copying her ridiculous drawl. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.