Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why are they called buildings when they are already built?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If an orange was another color would you still call it an orange?
If a cat always lands on it's feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?
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