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DK illegally immigrated to the US in the late 80's as a Soviet mole and is secretly working towards bringing about a Communist revolution in the US. His real name is Alexandr, but his friends call him "Sasha", and he and Putin went through KGB training school together, although they can't stand each other now.
And he's also the largest supplier of rat-skin hats in the American Southwest.
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