Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizen!

It amuses me that you chose my post as the nonsensical one.

I did not realize you were the only one permitted to use "relative" terms.

Clearly, I missed the human-centric implications of your original post just as you have missed my use of a simple metaphor.

*blows the dust off a Shakespearean cliché...

"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once."