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Originally Posted by BadNick
Do feel more in touch with your Tookish side or your Baggins side?
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I'm a quiet proud member of the Longbottom clan, I do not associate with those lying hobbits or those trouble making Tooks.
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Originally Posted by noodle
It's just dark and fuzzy in there, eden.
The pweeeessshhhhuuussssss is shiny. I'm not falling for your shenanigans!
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You women folk and your need for shiny things to show to other women folk. There is no shiny here, no sqedaddle now!
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Originally Posted by FuglyStick
This thread is awakening my rock ogre.
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Oh, Rosie over at the tavern really gets a rise out of my May Day Pole!
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Originally Posted by Fremen
Why didn't they just mail the ring to Mordor?
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The shipping rates for magical artifacts are fucking outrageous, we could have bought Helm's Deep twice over to mail that damn ring. I tried just mailing it in a package with some cookies from my Great Aunt Gertrude, but the MiddleEx deliver guy got killed by ring wraiths before he even left the shire.
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Originally Posted by dippin
did you participate in the raping of Gandalf?
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No I didn't, but I sure got a hardy laugh out of watching the gag reel from it!
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Originally Posted by SecretMethod70
Which one are you?
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The non-gay one. Not that freak with the big ears either! What in the hell does he do now? He talks for a living, what a loser.
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Can I help you reach anything on the top shelf?
Do all hobbits glow at night or is it just you?
Were you one of the dancing guys when Spinal Tap played "Stonehenge" in the movie?
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I have a wooden stool carved by one of my brother-in-laws, which is very nice. Plus, I just buy everything on the bottom shelf, cheaper that way.
My glowing was a accident that I had happen when I was younger and fell into a nest of faeries. Apparently faeries don't like being called "weeeeee little things" by someone they consider short by magical standards.
We hobbits don't dance, we make merry. There was no merry making in that movie.
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Originally Posted by dlish
do you suck dick standing?
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I do not understand your question, put the ale down and ask again in the morn.
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Originally Posted by Leto
How did smaug get his name?
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He lost in a game of rock, paper, scissors, spock.
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Originally Posted by Poppinjay
Do you prefer the cartoon version of you, or the movie version of you?
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I am not Bilbo Baggins! I am Durfel Longbottom of Bywater! To answer your question, the one that doesn't make me look like I have man-love running down my chin.