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Originally Posted by noodle
Oh Hobbit-tastical-ness....
Where is the precious?
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In my pants, I call it the "Ring of Long Lasting Hobbit Love". You can call it, "oh oh oh Oh OH OH OH HOBBITMAN!"
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Originally Posted by SecretMethod70
Are there any naked pictures of Sam's wife? She was pretty cute in the movies.
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Yes, she did soft-core hobbit porn to make ends meet when the "Great Ale Famine" of 1346 happened. I'll PM you the pictures later.
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Originally Posted by dlish
are your feet in proportion to your height?
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Yes, I got's small hairy feet. Else I would be a clown, not a hobbit.
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Originally Posted by Jove
As a hobbit, do you feel that Frodo and Sam are overrated as individual and do not deserve as much respect as people give
them?
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As a official from the hobbit community I think that those troublemakers and disturbers of the peace got way to much praise for their "adventures". We have no record of this "epic tale" and think Baggins clan made these tales up for free ale. We do not condone such "frolicking" about and claim that no evil ring ever passed the Brandywine Bridge.
Unofficially.... those little elf-lovers should have stayed gone. Tales of heroism from good and honest hobbits? Baggerdash, I say!